- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phew... it's gone.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Who is big and stupid My brother

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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