- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Racial Equality

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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