- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

ure mama's so fat

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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