Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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women's rights

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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