- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

I named my son ps2 controller

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??