What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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roy g biv

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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