- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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