- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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