- Anti Joke

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

it was all Tagart

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.