- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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