- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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