- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

it was all Tagart

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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