- Anti Joke

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Women's Rights Movement

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

it was all Tagart

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender