How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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