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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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