Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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WNBA

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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