- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Asian women drivers...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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