- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's 2+2? Fish

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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