A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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