- Anti Joke

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

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