A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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run farther?

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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