- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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