- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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