- Anti Joke

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

women's rights

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color