What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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