- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Nice belt.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

A Duck walks into a bar.

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