Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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