- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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