Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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