Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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