- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

one stop shop

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A pope meets another one

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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