- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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