a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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