Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What's 9+10 Ebola

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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