- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

i love to lick...

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Women's Rights

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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