Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

You were born.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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