- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What comes after 23? 24.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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