When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why? Why Not?

a man walked into a bar and said ow

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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