A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Long joke Your such a downey

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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