To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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