that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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