why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Jordan is pregant

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Guest what in the butt

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Who invented apple? God

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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