- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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