A man walked into a bar owch

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Whats the difference between a frog?

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

the WNBA

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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