what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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9/11 my birthday

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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