- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Fine, ladies first.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

someone called someone else a frog

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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