- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What is the name of the car? What

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the black person die? Of old age

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

G:nock nock B:come in!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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