- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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