- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

i like turtles

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Tucker Rivera

Justin beiber..

Knock knock. Who's there?

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

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