- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

angelo snyder is not ga

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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