How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

why was the boy sad? because.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

i like turtles

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Justin beiber..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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