what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

ecks! why zee?

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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